cos i'm so bored :D
Type down your reactions when someone says these phrases to you.
1. Why are you always like that?
- like what?
2. I just realized now that i love you.
- i realised that i love myself long ago, you're slow xD
3. Leave him already! You'll be much more happy with me.
- really?
4. Come on. Smile. You're cute when you do!
- tsk, i hope your nose grows long
5. Please do my maths homework too!
- and you do my chinese for me k :D
6. I am so blessed to have someone like you.
- yay, you're awesome :D
7. Why does monday come before tuesday?
- cos tuesday is before wednesday so monday can't come after it :D
8. I have two tickets to the Linkin Park concert. Wanna come with me?
- eh, i don't like Linkin Park xD
9. You are one of the most special people in my life. Did you know that?
- seriously, you're lousy at lying.
10. I think im falling for you..
- falling where? down? k, good luck
11. I cant smile without you.
- LOL, that's good. you'll look like a spas with me around
12. Thank you for everything, but you just aren't 'her'.
- obviously, cos you aren't anything
13. What's your mobile number?
- idk, i don't have a phone :D
14. Can i have this dance?
- no, i don't dance
15. May i escort you?
- where?
16. Do you still love him til now?
- no, i think
17. Haha! You were everything, everything i ever wanted.
- that was in the past what, tell me now for?
18. When will i get your sweet eyes?
- when i get diabetes?
"WHOS"_____________________________
19. Who is in the house with you?
- sis
20. Who are you thinking about now?
- no one
21. Who did you last talk to on the phone?
- mum :D
22. Whose house did you last go to?
- i forgot
23. Whose birthday is next?
- Hazel's (unfortunately xD) and Yanmin's :D
24. Who was the LAST person you loved?
- i love everyone :D
25. Who do you hope will take this survey?
- Anyone who wants to :)
WHAT's____________________
26. What was the last thing you ate?
- gum
27. What was the last thing you drank?
- Water.
28. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
- Ruler
29. What instant messaging service do you use?
- MSN.
30. What is your favorite color?
- i like any coulour, except pink xD
31. What is your favorite website?
- (psst, look at your address bar)
32. What is your favorite shoe brand?
- idk
33. What song are you currently hearing?
- No song :D
WHERE's_____________________________
34. Where do you live?
- Clement
35. Where do you sleep?
- On a bed
36. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
- Lapat got it for me :D
WHEN's____________________
37. When is your birthday?
- 30th March
38. When did you last burn a candle?
- forgot
39. When did you last see your dad?
- an hour ago
WHY's_____________________
40. Why do we have to go to school?
- to see the pretty colours of the world
41. Why are you taking this survey?
- cos i think it's kinda fun xD
:o another one :D
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: compared to a troll, maybe
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: yeah, from the bottom yes?
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: exactly why i'm around you
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: well, unlike you i don't live in self denial
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: and then?
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: omg, you are so smart -'-
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: eh? i didn't notice you, i was looking at that thing.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: LOL. i wasn't hitting on you -.-
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: who wants to ride with you, you've got nothing to ride on
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: really? since when?
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: HAHAHAH, from our thinkings, i think otherwise
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: no
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: seriously, i've got curfew
4) What do you like about me?
YR: um, i liked that we were strangers.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i want you to go to the mirror and face up to facts
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: sup faggot
2) You smell like shit!
YR: put down your arms and think again
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: since when?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: why, thank you :D you're not much better yourself :D
5) I am going to own your ass in this race for sure!
YR: ew, you're perverse.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: and you can stop annoying me right?
2) I know you still love me!
YR: i know you're still annoying me
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: last thing you should call me, how am i supposed to get back with you when you called me that
4) Please call me...
YR: call you what?
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: get over it
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks, you're not much better yourself.
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR: for the worse?
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: i've realised,
4) This one good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: then buy it yourself la.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: how you know? you've used it? is that why your face is like that?
LOL, that was fun :D k, WenLing's one now :D
1) Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kiss?
- Cheek?
2) How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
- hungry :/
3) Who was the last person you took photo with?
- i forgot xD
4) Could you consider yourself to be spoiled?
- yes and no.
5) Would you ever donate blood?
- idk
6) Have you had a bestfriend who was the opposite sex?
- i haven't considered anyone my bestfriend :x
7) Do you want someone dead?
- who else
8) What does your last msg says?
- oops xD didn't bother asking. heh. i'll message you later, my dad's not happy ._.
9) What are you thinking right now?
- on the aircon and close the door D:
10) Do you wish someone to be with you right now?
- Nurul! i need to LOL badly
11) What is the time you went to bed last night?
- 12 plus
Where did you buy the tshirt that you are wearing now?
- Stitch
13)Is someone in your mind?
- Nurul
14) Who was the last person whom texted you?
- Amy
15) Tag 8 random ppl to do this survey
Amy, Hazel, Shien-Li, Jewel, Marshall, Vanessa, Carissa, Jasmine
16) Who is number 2 having relationship with?
- Me :D
17)Is number 3 male or female?
- Female.
18) Say something about number 1
- she shouldn't look back xD
19) Is number 4 single?
- Nope
20)Ever hugged number 6 ?
- YUP :D
i've decided, i think i'm going les's house tomorrow :D